Face lift surgery

I've recently heard that there is a new less invasive Face Lift surgery out there, that goes just under the jaw line.  They basically insert a string, which is tied off at the ends of the jaw line, then pull it tightly, then walla instant face lift. You can have it tightened any time you want.

Okay, but what happens when you string breaks, and your face droops of a sudden.  I mean seriously, my under wire brook the other day at work, and need I say more...